Confused Dalmation?

Cynthia swears Zeus, our dalmation, is gay. She went as far as to try to buy a pink harness (for jogs along side the cruisers)for him from Pet Smart. I stuck up for the poor dude, and we settled on a red harness. I did give into the pink poo bags though. Now I have been know to be off the mark from time to time(more often than not).

So I thought I should leave it up to the experts:



I see a lot of dudes wearing pink polo shirts.......

With their collars popped.......

Kinda like his pink poo bag, its a dogs popped collar polo shirt....